Padel nights, banter and a trophy worth lying about.
A proper season of padel without the stuffy clubhouse. Monthly nights, a live Order of Merit, prizes every night and a post-match drink that isn't optional.
The format, the rules and the shiny things.
The season
One night a month, March to October — 8 nights, best 6 count toward the Order of Merit.
The scoring
League points every match: win = 3, draw = 1. No handicaps to argue about, no certificates to produce.
Who can play
Anyone. Turn up as a pair, a four, or on your own and we'll find you a partner.
The courts
Padel courts across West London and the home counties — booked, lit and ready.
The majors
Two double-points nights: the Spring Major and the Season Finale.
The app
Live leaderboard, nightly draw and the Order of Merit on your phone.
Pace of play
Between-point lag is not a tactic. Serve when ready, or the glass gets bored.
Dress code
Trainers and kit — no boots, no jeans. Glass-friendly shoes only; Hannah's word on outfits is final.
The glass
The glass is your eighth teammate. Using it is skill, blaming it is a habit.
Balls
Match balls supplied. Old balls aren't a handicap, they're a weather forecast.
Gimmes
None. Play the shot, own the shot, buy the loser a drink.
Scorecards
Signed and handed in at the desk, not the Monday after.
Disputes
Kieran adjudicates. Nobody appeals.
Something for everyone, including the hopeless.
Order of Merit champion
The big trophy and a year of unfunny bragging rights.
Shot of the night
Trickiest glass shot, voted by the room, every single night.
The knockout cup
Head-to-head bracket run alongside the league nights.
Wooden Spoon
Bravest last-placed effort, plus a free coaching session.
What's included
- Court hire for every night
- Match balls and a scorer
- Full league management
- The app with live leaderboards
- Prizes every night
- The post-match drink, which is mandatory
Price per night: Hannah confirms it when she replies to your sign-up — no surprises, no deposits today.
✍️ Sign up for the Padel League
Pop your details in and Hannah will confirm your spot. Never played? Pick Beginner and we'll sort you a partner.
🔴 Live leaderboard
Updates every few seconds · best 6 nights countNo scores yet — the first serve's still being bounced. 🎾